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Avert Your Eyes

by Mitszell

It’s Darth Vader in a Speedo.  Why is it Darth Vader in a Speedo?  Well, because someone was lamenting the fact that that there are thousands of Leia half-naked in (pretty much) her underwear type pictures on the internet but not one Vader in a pinup pose type picture. 

And honestly, I was bored. 

So here you go internet, Vader in all his scarred up, cybernetic, half-naked glory.

You’re welcome.

nudityandnerdery:

tramtheram:

apolla-savre:

tramtheram:

apolla-savre:

For every Slave Leia memorabilia piece (action figure, doll, trading card, etc.), I want a main male Star Wars character in a speedo collectible

I want male Darth Vader in a speedo posed in a pinup. 

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So I just did a quick Google search Darth Vader in a speedo figure.

nothing just normal Vader statues.

then I typed Leia Figurine. 

Second image is a slave Leia figurine.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

I’m sure at least one of my followers has to be a good enough artist/cosplayer/photographer/something to make this happen.

Because I can.

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